'Unsexy' Sarah Jessica Parker

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Oct 26, 2007, 6:30 GMT

Sarah Jessica Parker has been named the Unsexiest Woman Alive. 10/12/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker - Sex and the City: The Movie - Filming On Location - October 12, 2007 - Midtown Manhattan - New York City, NY, USA © Janet Mayer / PR Photos

10/12/2007 - Sarah Jessica Parker - Sex and the City: The Movie - Filming On Location - October 12, 2007 - Midtown Manhattan - New York City, NY, USA © Janet Mayer / PR PhotosThe 'Sex and the City' actress, who is most famous for her role as sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the hit US TV show, was given the dubious honor in the online poll by men's website Maxim.com.In a scathing attack on the 42-year-old actress, Maxim.com writers - who compiled the poll - likened Sarah Jessica to famous US racehorses Barbaro and Secretariat and insisted they would rather get up close and personal with her 'Sex and the City' co-star Chris Noth.One Maxim.com writer said: "How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title? "Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we would rather ride your co-star Chris Noth!"Troubled British singer Amy Winehouse - whose beehive hair and prominent eyeliner has been copied by teenage girls worldwide - finished in second place.Another Maxim.com writer revealed: "When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, now there is a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly haemorrhaging translucent skin, rats nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, 'Nooo, nooo, nooo!' "'Grey's Anatomy' star Sandra Oh is in third place, while 49-year-old singer Madonna finished fourth and was ridiculed for her adoption of Malawi boy David Banda.The survey said of Madonna: "Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration."Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorising fetish - only for dirt-poor foreign babies - with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you've got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes."Britney Spears - whose behavior has spiralled out of control this year with her wild partying, drug taking, shaving her head and bizarre performance at the MTV Video Music Awards - rounded up top five.One Maxim.com contributor claimed: "Britney has lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of pudge."Maxim.com's Five Unsexiest Women Alive poll:1. Sarah Jessica Parker2. Amy Winehouse3. Sandra Oh4. Madonna5. Britney Spears(C) BANG Media International

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about timeOct 26th, 2007 - 19:25:22

someone called a spade a spade. i've never understood her popularity.

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JerriOct 27th, 2007 - 19:41:13

And let's take a look at all those 'handsome' (men???) who voted??? Shall we say fat, bald, know-it-all, beer guzzling creeps who get their kicks at the local, down and out pub!! Who cares what that type thinks - or can they?

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SP4: They're gayOct 28th, 2007 - 00:30:46

has to be it.

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TotoMar 19th, 2008 - 22:48:21

Nope, they got this one wrong. It's a three way tie between Rosie, Joy Behar and The Duchess of Cornwall (that's Camilla Parker Bowles for you Yanks).

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