Hmmm...Apr 15th, 2007 - 08:19:22

Is Paris the one with the eyes that are a little to close together?

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Toni The Tie GirlApr 15th, 2007 - 13:21:25

Awww, Paris' 'career' may be over because of something she did. Our little Paris is growing up and learning about CONSEQUENCES. What 'career?' Oh, you mean President Of Entitlement? The one where she shows up to whatever event hours later than she's supposed to, says 'Hi, I'm Paris,' and gets a huge bag of cash for attaching her 'image' to said club or product? She can't even remember the product she's endorsing! Remember the video game endorsement deal? All she had to do was show up, make a reference to the game by name and collect a huge fee. And she botched it! And still got paid!! Even if her so-called 'career' is over, she still gets to keep all the money her parents drop on her. She's a moron. She was driving at night half-drunk with a suspended license with her lights out. Funny. Were Paris Hilton's 'lights' EVER 'on?' It's sweet irony, I think. Well, she'll learn the meaning of 'lights out' if she goes to jail, that's for certain. Night-night, Paris.

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Laughing hystericallyApr 15th, 2007 - 14:29:02

Her image has been damaged - is she serious???? She can't actually be that dumb or is it the public who is dumb to give her a second look much less a first one!!!!!!

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jessicaApr 15th, 2007 - 22:09:22

She will be bigger than ever. She is eating a lot---has a few pounds added to show for it. She will spend a short time in jail and exploit it to give herself a rough girl edge. and---an excuse to not get real skinny again.

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Julie KeastApr 16th, 2007 - 09:01:29

I wasn't aware that partying was a career...hahaha...Enjoy your time in jail, Paris

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sofiaApr 16th, 2007 - 18:12:19

yeah she is so smart for what she does dont you guys think?

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Renee the lezApr 17th, 2007 - 11:34:31

She claimed her eratic driving was due to the fact she was in a big hurry to get to In Out Burger. Is In Out Burger a euphemism for JAIL, Paris?

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Juicy JennyApr 17th, 2007 - 12:00:25

I hope the prosecution pushes for community service instead - how unbearably sweeet would that be? OMG LOL PARIS HILTON in a blaze orange jumper on Rodeo Drive picking up trash! LOL I can just see the cover of Star magazine: 'Paris Hilton On Garbage Duty' Too funny!! No makeup, her hair extensions all tangled - she'd end up shaving her head too! LMAO :D Ohh, please-oh-please-oh-please let it happen!!! LOL We're ALL laughing at YOU, Paris Hilton, we're ALL LAUGHING at YOU!! Tee-hee-hee-hee-heeee!! :D

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BriannaApr 17th, 2007 - 12:17:19

LOL - I sooo want a t-shirt that reads 'Community Service For Paris Hilton'! Yesssss. We are sooo laughing at you now, Paris! National Enquirer: 'Drunk Paris Goes On Crazy Drive For Cheeseburger, Gets Served - With Community Service!' Say it with us, people -- Community service for Paris, community servive for Paris! LOL! Looooooserrrrr!!

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Tim in KentuckyApr 17th, 2007 - 15:02:05

If the crazy bitch thinks this will hurt her having to go to jail.
Well welcome to the real world were somone is really going to tap that ass
over and over,then there going to sell you to there girlfriends!!!!
Or maybe if she's real nice to the gaurd she will get a job in the kitchen and some girlfriends will like her alot in there ,hell I guess she is just shit out of luck this week.Then daddy will pay her way out of it next week.Life of a Star ?? that is right did'nt she say that she was a star,where the hell have I been and I watch a lot of movies !!!!!

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