Rev. Ted Haggard 'cured' from being gay
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By Stone Martindale Feb 6, 2007, 16:59 GMT
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Rev. Haggard should find him a small place to rent as close as possible to the huge mega church that God help him to build from nothing and run his former mega church out of business.
that is the stupidest crap ever! you cant be cured from being gay its just what you are and will always be. its not just a disease that you can cure, you can deny it all that you want, but you are who you are!!!!!
What a joke. I can't wait to read what the prostitute guy has to say about this. You can't change a person's sexual orientation, gay, straight, bi, whatever.
I give it 12 months until we hear he's been caught in the toilets of his local park, with his jeans at his knees, poppers up his pointy, Republican nose, and a 'youth' from the local Sunday school bashing his bishop...'Cured from being gay' ha...hahaha...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha...LaughMyArseOff!!!
C'mon Ted, get the gimp outfit back out the cupboard-you KNOW you want to.
OMG, those crazy 'Christians.' What will they think up next? LOL!!
Hey, Ted-
Marvelous to hear of your transformation from gay man to straight person!! Jim and Tammy Fay would be astounded to hear that you have gone back to the Lord. Kinda funny that you were lured by that Satanic beast into back alley (no pun intended!!) transactions, but 'de Debil be everywhere', as you well know. Perhaps you and J. Swaggert can convince some TVs into sharing your motel room and really have a ball!!
Human nature is what it is, my friend. You cannot make a priest a eunuch and still leave him 'his equipment' (as we have seen to our dismay in the recent past). If you are gay, admit it and transform your life into accepting these folks as part of the milieu. There are only two (well . . . maybe three--'bi') orientations and you happen to be on the 'wrong side' right now. Oh, well . . . perhaps the world will eventually accept that unions of loving people can be either/or. But flirtations in a 'cash-for-sex' monologue probably will not fly whatever the situation.
Poor Ted--and do tell . . . how were you able to 'perform' with that nasty meth in yo' schnooz?? Can you say Viagra??
Luv- Poopsy (with the beard)
Ha Ha Ha
The god delusion continues. After all, the only place you will find god is in your head, not on the arse end of a male sex worker.
Sad to say, there will be many people who will believe him and follow him like stupid sheep, and the next thing you know he will be building another big church. Beware of those people that build tourist attractions like the Crystal Cathedral also. Do we need these things spurred by giant egos to worship?????
I tend to find all christian men really gay, but the women tend to be kinky freaks. But what do you expect when you have a half naked man as your lord and savior?
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CommenterFeb 6th, 2007 - 18:00:27
It must be hard when your wife's name is GAYle
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